Repair-Related Stories for Apple's First Generation iPhone:
I found this really cool iPod on the train from New Jersey the other day. It is red and black and is autographed by someone, but I can't tell who that someone is. Well anyways I showed my friend the iPod and he was really impressed but he as well couldn't figure out just who the autograph was. Befuddled, we both went to my mom and asked her who the autograph was of. She didn't know either and suggested that we go to my dad and ask dad whose autograph that was. Well my crazy dad had no idea either but had a really good idea to figure out whose autograph it was. He suggested that we turn it on and maybe the person’s name will be revealed thusly. So in trying to turn it on I found out that it was broken. Oh no! Now I have to get the iPod repaired to find out whose autograph that is. Where to get my new iPod repaired? My friend had no idea how to repair an iPod, my mom had no idea how to repair an iPod, but my crazy dad had an idea about how to repair an iPod. He said look up an iPod repair company online. Wow! What a crazy idea, only crazy ol’ dad could come up with an idea as crazy as that! So I looked up an iPod repair company and there was this iPod repair company that I guess sold juice too so I went with them because I like juice… especially apple juice, and Apple makes iPods! So my crazy dad went to the post office to send off the iPod to get repaired. Well we all decided to camp out in front of the post office until the iPod came back. We stayed in crazy dad’s trailer for at least five days. Then the repaired iPod came back and we all huddled around it to see it turn on. Well the repaired iPod turned on and at the top of the iPod it said “Francis” or something. So that was who signed the iPod. We all shouted whoops of joy and crazy dad broke out a bottle of shine. The only thing though that we were confused about was that the words were in this funny language that we couldn’t understand. Oh well, the mystery was solved.
